Who you gonna call when you need the hottest blonde with the biggest tits? When you want a nasty girl with a dirty mouth that can suck the white off an egg while she makes filthy "come-fuck-my-ass" comments? When you picture yourself fucking a slim and super-stacked girl who can put her ankles behind her neck? When you crave a girl who's eager for cock in every hole and is proud of it?

Danielle Derek is who you gonna call.

Danielle supersized her top shelf after her comeback. It was something she thought about doing for a while.

Danielle: My nipples are still so very sensitive, obviously, even in a warm room. It has nothing to do with temperature. My nipples get hard no matter where I am.

SCORELAND: Do you have any big-boob idols?

Danielle: Oh, I have a bunch. I like that new girl Dolly Fox who won Newcomer of the Year. I like a lot of the girls from Europe who have the expanders and keep going bigger and bigger, so they're up to like 4,000 ccs, 5,000 ccs, like a crazy amount and they're huge!

SCORELAND: What about clothes now?

Danielle: Which are very hard to fit now because everything else on my body is small. I'm petite, and these, obviously, aren't, so it's very tough to get clothes to fit or that will cover these boobs up. Not that I want to! I really don't want to hide them at all.

SCORE: Where do you shop?

Danielle: I shop at regular stores, not at a special store for girls with big boobs! They're all regular stores, but for me, it's just about the size, so if I'm buying a sweater, for example, I can get it in a large, so it will stretch around my boobs. It might not be as fitted in the waist as I like, but what am I going to do? I can't go out wearing something that has full bottom cleavage.

SCORELAND: So you wouldn't go out with bottom cleavage?

Danielle: No! Maybe I'd go to the beach with bottom cleavage if what I was wearing had good coverage other than that. I wouldn't go out with something that shows two-thirds of the bottom of my tits. I don't want to get arrested! But a tube top or a bikini to the beach would be okay. I'd be all covered. I just have huge boobs! And I'll always show a little bit of cleavage. Every woman has to show cleavage!

SCORELAND: Who the hell would dare arrest you for showing bottom cleavage? A jealous policewoman with B-cups?

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