Don't wake up mad. Wake up horny.

The last time I saw Claudia Kealoha, she was eagerly looking forward to having sex on-camera. She basically told me that the main reason she came back was "to fuck some of your guys," and when I looked at her sideways and said, "You must have sex all the time," she said, "I don't. The only time I get off is when I give lap dances.

"I like to feel their hard cocks in their pants," Claudia said of the guys who pay for play. "I like to find their shaft and work my pussy up and down it. The only bad time is when they cum before I do."

Which, I'm sure, happens all the time. I mean, if you've been to a lot of strip clubs in your life, think about how many dancers you've seen who were built like Claudia. Back in the 1990s, big-titted strippers were a dime a dozen, but now? They're a real find. So when you find one and get a lap dance from one, it's kinda hard to hold back.

I think I mentioned once before that Claudia could have been a feature dancer but chose to be a house dancer. This is a woman who doesn't care about fame or celebrity. She just wants to show her tits and get off and have fun and live her life.

In this scene, Claudia wakes up horny. She told me that's not unusual. What's unusual is that a guy's in the bed with her (Claudia is not the type for overnighters; she likes to fuck and run). She reaches over, grabs the cock and tit-fucks it. Then she sucks it. Then she fucks it. The guy cums on her face. Everyone's happy. Case closed.

"Relationships are complicated," Claudia told me. "I want to do what I want when I want."

She wants to do who she wants when she wants, too. What can I say? It's a woman's prerogative.

Don't wake up mad. Wake up horny.

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